Vanquish (PC) - First Impressions

Amid the E3 announcements that Skyrim is coming to every past, present and future system I’ve decided to write a little update on the PC port of Vanquish. If you don’t know what Vanquish is, well, think Gears of War with the focus on chain-smoking and insane mobility rather than muscle-flexing and cover-shooting.

The great news is that Vanquish runs buttery smooth with a fully unlocked framerate, looks extremely crisp in up to 4k resolutions and boots up insanely quick. So quick, in fact, that you barely have any time to read any hints. And in the most surprising twist of all the keyboard and mouse controls actually feel better in general than the controller controls. It really shouldn’t surprise me that they’re more precise, but both mouse acceleration and input lag are all too common in ports like these.

The bad news is that the game is pretty buggy. Some users report crashes, random FPS drops and, in my case, there’s an annoying ‘write error’ bug that pops up every time it autosaves. It saves, but it doesn’t think it does. The developers are working relentlessly to patch the game, even through a bank holiday to fix the widely reported FPS damage bug. I have no doubts that these kinks will be ironed out sooner rather than later, with my full review to follow.

 - Aaron Mullan

Vanquish Coming to Steam May 25th

In a slightly shocking twist Sega has announced that Vanquish is coming to Steam May 25th for $19.99/£14.99

Like the Bayonetta port, Vanquish supports up to 4k resolution and features a fully unlocked framerate. And a special bonus, Vanquish is 25% off for all owners of Bayonetta. 

Sega concluded the announcement saying that "there's more to come from Sega in this space, so stay tuned for further announcements."

The Platinum fanboy in me hopes this means more Platinum ports, but only time will tell. 

- Aaron Mullan

Victory Run Review

Finally, the embargo has lifted so I've been able to post a review of Hudson Soft's Victory Run.

Now I can go riding.

Now I can go riding.

Enjoy (that orange underlining means click to be transported to the above mentioned review).

English Renaissance Plays on YouTube

The renaissance was a lot better in Italy. And Germany, of course. It got worse as more and more people jumped on the bandwagon.

The renaissance was a lot better in Italy. And Germany, of course. It got worse as more and more people jumped on the bandwagon.

It's hard to find solid performances of English Renaissance plays. Most of the dialogue is written in verse, which makes it incompatible with the modern theatre acting style that favours realism and self-aware melodrama over gravitas and natural charisma. Not only that, but Western culture has over the past few hundred years become very limited in its tonal expression which is, once again, incompatible with the batshit insane smorgasbord of styles that can be contained in even a single soliloquy of the renaissance. The insanity of anime ain't got shit on The Revenger's Tragedy, for instance.

Luckily for you, and unfortunately for myself, a few months ago I watched a lot of plays on YouTube. Here are most of the ones that were good. Some feature a standout performance that carries the play, others are entirely successful productions wherein everyone plays their role well, or all the principle actors do.

Richard II is one of Shakespeare's less well-known plays. Written before he'd moved away from rhymed verse (Shakespeare was behind the times), it features much awkward writing. But his use of a broad metaphor that is repeated throughout the play, expressing both the feelings of the characters and encapsulating the dramatic events occurring in the background, is all the more powerful for the consistent focus on poetry. It's all about the earth, by the way. ;) Oh, and Richard II is the classic Shakespeare sap of a poet king, wandering miserably through the events of history, and failing to make England the great nation it should be. Shakespeare was a nationalist.

This is the cool version of Richard II, and was probably a big influence on Shakespeare when he wrote Richard II. Edward II is head-over-heels in love with Piers Gaveston, and dotes on him extravagantly. This not only pisses off a bunch of other dudes in tights, their codpieces hiding their raging erections while they watch Piers and Richard II all but fuck in the court in front of them, vying for the throne. Like Richard II, Edward II is oblivious to their conniving, but he's not a sappy poet. He's a horny macaroni, played by the then in the closet Ian MacKellan.

Coriolanus is one of Shakespeare's lesser plays. It's about as bad as Julius Caeser, but doesn't have Mark Antony's great speech to make the rest of a Shakespeare Mary Sue power fantasy bearable. But the great thing about theatre is that even if the play is shit, a great performance can save it. And here there are two! Mark Gatiss is both annoying and endearing as he tries to reason with Mary Sue, played by Tom Hiddleston, who just wants to wrestle with dudes, strip, and tell everyone how cool he is. Shakespeare was a facist.

The changeling has the decency to separate its comedy and its drama. William Rowley probably wrote the Carry On-like farce, while Thomas Middleton probably wrote most of the serious bits. The serious bits are the main reason we're here, as The Changeling is sort of like a feminist Romeo and Juliet. Don't believe anyone that tells you Shakespeare's female characters are distinctive for the era, or that he has feminist undertones. He's positively Victorian compared to many of the other chaps of his era. Shakespeare was a chauvinist. But I digress, here there's just one good performance, but it's enough to carry the whole play: Thomas Middleton's soliloquies are beautiful, and the lady playing Beatrice nails them.

George Bernard Shaw (a noted anti-vaccer and Nazi) described John Webster as the Taussad Laurete due to the sensational brutality of The Duchess of Malfi. And it is brutal. And sensational. So yeah, he's the Taussad Laureate.

This performance of The Tempest shows how an intimate and engaged audience can transform a performance, as the actors and audience energise one another. It also features a body-painted Ariel, who acts his arse off; recieving a well-deserved standing ovation at the end. For comparison, you can also watch it at The Globe with professional actors without such an intimate audience.

Game Under Podcast Episode 96

Game Under Podcast Episode 96

Game Under Podcast Episode 96

Click on Willem Dafoe to get our comprehensive review of Quantic Dream's David Cage.  We also Trademark Banter about the bush for a while and give our final impressions of Until Dawn.

- Phil Fogg

Dawn of War III Beta - First Impressions

Six years have passed since the last Dawn of War, and since then MOBAs have taken over. Most games in the genre have a colourful and blocky aesthetic, for example the genre’s reigning kings Dota 2 and League of Legends. Within the first few minutes of playing Dawn of War III’s Beta I noticed the change of art style. It’s more vibrant and chunkier than previous games, but it still has that gothic grim-dark flair that encapsulates the Warhammer 40k universe so well.

WAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Within the first ten minutes of playing I noticed the MOBA influences. In the Power Core mode - the only mode available in the beta - you must destroy two shields, two turrets and finally the enemy's’ power core to win the game. Even the map layout felt inspired by the lanes featured in MOBAs, sans the automated creeps, with each lane leading to an important requisition node. That said, the real-time strategy elements in this RTS are still present. You need to capture resource nodes to gain requisition and power in order to build your army and expand your base. There are a nice variety of units of various shapes and sizes, from melee focused brawlers and tanks, to airborne skimmers and mechas. You also have three elite units, taking the role of heroes from previous games, each of which have their own unique abilities that provide offensive and defensive support.

Dawn of War II scaled things down from Dawn of War. There was no base building; the focus was on strategically managing a dozen or so units, positioning them behind cover in key choke points to annihilate the enemy. Each unit gained experience points and got stronger the more they levelled up, so it was important to keep them alive. Here, the scale has been increased, the base building has returned, and the levelling system removed. When the game is well underway there’ll be hundreds of units in many shapes and sizes duking it out on screen. It’s chaos of the best kind.

The game features three factions - Space Marines, Orks and Eldar - a more limited affair compared to the base four of previous games, which might be an effort to make each faction more distinct Though, I never had a problem with faction variety in previous games, even when the faction count was bumped up to 7.  

It definitely feels like a Dawn of War game, which is something I was afraid wouldn’t be the case with a post-THQ Relic. And while it may look different to previous games in the series it still has that ultra-testosterone, grim-dark flair we all know and love. Blending MOBA and RTS is an interesting experiment, one that feels fun enough in the beta, but only time will tell if it pays off.

Aaron Mullan

Bayonetta Now Available On Steam

In a shocking twist that will further delay my playthrough of the second game, Bayonetta is now available on Steam. 

Supporting up to 4k resolutions, Bayonetta has never looked this good. The game runs at a smooth 60 FPS at max settings for me, and even has Durante’s seal of approval.

If you’re a fan of beat-em-ups like Devil May Cry, which was also directed by Hideki Kamiya, do yourself a favour and check this game out.

X-Boxing Day

Normal observers would look at the photo below and see a crime against the environment, or perhaps just a mess of old black plastic boxes.

Avid console collectors would see the photo below and have quite a few memories. In the right foreground is one of the 14.1 million replacement power cables that were offered by Microsoft in 2005. The original cables presented a fire hazard and caused minor injury and property damage in 30 reported cases.

A less concerning, but more prevalent technical issue is the reason why I am now the owner of three original Xboxes.  According to Dean Takahashi's great book, Opening The Xbox the R&D team had to beg and plead Microsoft leadership for every component of their nascent console, which was essentially a scaled down personal computer.  As a result economy seemingly influenced the decision making process for non-critical components.

The launch DVD drive manufactured by Thomson was such one example, presenting tray ejection issues leaving discs scratched in some instances, but mostly just refused to remain shut or refused to open when "told". In even more cases the Thomson drives would not read discs at all -- a problem later shared by the Panasonic DVD drives that would replace them.

Ensconced in polystyrene in the right of the photo is the so-called "Duke" controller. Awkwardly large in size the controller was given the moniker because it could only be comfortable resting in the hands of the 20th century actor John Wayne.

Original Xbox controller on top "Duke" compared to standard Xbox One controller.

Original Xbox controller on top "Duke" compared to standard Xbox One controller.

Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates showing the Japanese launch controller, almost identical to the "S" version that superseeded the "Duke" in Western regions.

Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates showing the Japanese launch controller, almost identical to the "S" version that superseeded the "Duke" in Western regions.

Referring back to the image above, behind the Xbox on the shelf, a component cable adapter can be seen. This official Microsoft product presented a significant improvement over the composite cable supplied, allowing output in 480p, 720p and 1080i.

With both of my NTSC Xboxes not reading discs, I recently purchased a modified PAL Xbox that enables discs from any region to be played (the original Xbox was region locked). For a reasonable price (as discussed in Episode 95 of the Game Under Podcast) I am now able to once again access my respectable library of Xbox games on a system that, thanks to it's modification, loads games faster and more reliably than the intended operating system.  Which given the depth and volume of the original Xbox platform is richly rewarding. 

- Phil Fogg

For more Xbox Nostalgia Click Here for my memories of the first day of Xbox Live

For more Xbox Nostalgia Click Here for my memories of the first day of Xbox Live

Nier: Automata Review

Nier: Automata is an unpredictable game. It’s a game that switches between twin-stick shooting, third-person action and 2D side-scrolling at whim. It can be a beat ‘em up like Bayonetta one moment, or a run and gun like Contra the next. It’s a game that unapologetically embraces the weird in gaming, and one that does it well.

In a post-apocalyptic Earth inhabited by constantly warring androids and robots, humanity has been exiled to the Moon, forced from its home by Alien machines hell-bent on destroying all mankind. Humanity’s only hope lies in a series of combat androids tasked with destroying these Alien machines, which the two lead characters, 2B and 9S, are a part of. 2B, a tough, stoic android, is partnered with 9S, her ever-curious male companion, and is tasked with aiding a local Resistance force settled on Earth. Since this is set so far beyond the events of Nier, the story connections are intangible at best, so new players can jump right in without missing a beat.

Taro please.

Taro Yoko’s games always had interesting stories, even if they weren’t all necessarily good ones. His games were often hindered by the gameplay - Drakengard making Dynasty Warriors look like Devil May Cry in comparison - so when it was announced that Platinum would be developing Nier: Automata, I was understandably excited.

And, of course, Platianum delivered in spades. Nier: Automata is a quick, stylish and often challenging game. 2B’s moveset isn’t quite as deep as Bayonetta’s, but it never feels lacking. The weapons all feel different, and even though there are only four subcategories - those being small swords, large swords, spears and combat bracers - each weapon can be paired with another to create new combinations. For example, pairing a spear with a large sword allows 2B to use the polearm as a makeshift dance pole and spin around with the sword extended, attacking all enemies within reach. Weapons can also be levelled up, which both increases their attack and unveils a small story unique to each weapon. 2B can also dodge, counter, parry and launch enemies into the air, all of which can be combined to create an intense flurry of stylish attacks that feels fluid. It’s a great feeling game.

Along with her vigilant companion, 9S,  2B is equipped with a Pod companion that provides her with a ranged attack. The Pod’s default attack is one that deals surprisingly good damage, but it also has a cooldown special ability called a program that deals devastating damage. Pods can also be customized with different programs to utilize different special abilities. For example, one creates a decoy that attracts enemies, and another spins the Pod around the player at high speed, annihilating any enemy that gets too close. If you have more than one Pod, all of which have their own unique default attack, you can charge up these special abilities to make them even more powerful. Unfortunately, being a Platinum Game, it often fails to point out certain small but useful abilities. There are a couple of Pod moves I accidentally pulled off before I knew they existed. Embarrassingly enough, I didn’t even know how to launch enemies into the air until about 10 hours in. It’s jump and attack, not back and attack, by the way.

When the game shifts perspective, which it often does, Nier can become a 2D side-scrolling shooter akin to Contra, one of Taro Yoko’s main inspirations, with the Pod becoming 2B’s primary weapon. This is also the case for when the camera shifts to a bird's-eye view and turns the game into a twin-stick shooter. These camera shifts sound like they could be jarring, but often change slowly enough to allow the player to get used to this shift in perspective. These changes keep the gameplay fresh and exciting; you don’t know when the camera’s going to shift while exploring a new area. Ironically enough, the only time the camera becomes a problem is when the game’s in 3D. There’s usually a lot going on visually, and sometimes the camera gets trapped on a wall, or even behind a multitude of enemies. Because of this it can be easy to lose yourself in large scale battles.

Nowhere is safe from Anonymous.

The RPG in this action RPG is based on the Plug-in Chips system. 2B, being an android, can be equipped with different chips for stat boosts and abilities. One chip can add a shockwave to your melee attacks, effectively making them ranged attacks that reach far-flung enemies. Another chip can heal you every time you destroy an enemy. Chips take up 2B’s memory, so you will have to sacrifice two weaker chips for a more powerful one. The HUD is controlled by these chips, so it’s possible to remove the whole HUD to save on memory. You can also combine chips, improving their stats and how much memory they use. You are given three separate loadouts, allowing you to experiment in combining chips.

The Alien machines come in many shapes and sizes. They range from blocky, cumbersome tin-man-looking fodder to giant, writhing snake-like fiends. Going toe to toe with these enemies always feels great. It’s epic diving headfirst into more than a dozen robots, dodging each of their devastating attacks, launching them into the air and vanquishing them one by one. Visually, the alien machines you fight make for an interesting juxtaposition with the elegant and stylish 2B and 9S.  

Sadly, Nier’s boss battles aren’t the standout I hoped they’d be, given Platinum’s credentials. They are usually visually engaging, but don’t quite provide enough interesting gameplay distinctions that separate them from battles against common enemies. However, there’s one extreme exception: a boss that went through so many twists and turns my brain was scrambling in trying to keep up as the camera constantly changed perspective.

Asking the real questions. 

The aptly-titled City Ruins is the first area you visit, and also the dullest visually. From this zone, the game opens up to a surprisingly varied world which boasts some beautiful and interesting environments - from a vast, barren Desert Zone, to the bombastic Amusement Park. The world may be aesthetically diverse, but it’s one that isn’t filled with much to do outside of the main story and side quests. The side quests function like short stories focusing on the inhabitants’ perspective of the post-apocalyptic world they inhabit; filling in the lore of the world. A few are also integral to understanding the main plot. They may not all be exciting to play, a lot are merely fetch quests, but even these ones feel rewarding for the lore they provide.

I said before that Taro Yoko’s games always have an interesting story, and story is where Nier: Automata’s leaps beyond its peers. Taro has always been interested in the darker side of humanity, and here he explores this motif through androids created by humanity, rather than humanity itself. The main themes of Nier: Automata are of fate and self-determination; specifically fate within recurring loops. It explores this both through the 14th android/Alien machine war and the progressive characterization of 2B & 9S. Without going into spoiler territory -  as this is a story that should be experienced for yourself - the way Taro Yoko seamlessly integrates these themes between the story and gameplay is something I don’t think I’ve seen done before: Nier: Automata is about androids and machines, so every part of the game reflects this from the chip system to the design of the menus and the intentional visual/audio glitches. It’s fantastic and beautiful storytelling, that’s really only possible in a videogame.

Nier: Automata is Taro Yoko’s crowning achievement. Apart from some minor gameplay inconveniences, it’s a strikingly captivating game that is equally charming, bizarre and depressing. One that is completely unpredictable and ultimately beautiful.

Aaron Mullan


 

What to do while waiting for the next episode of the Game Under podcast?

Pretend to be learning by listening to or watching a lecture on YouTube.

One of the best things about the internet is how easy it has made accessing public lectures. Okay, sure, it's pretty easy to go to public lectures in person (and they're often free, too), but most people under the age of 50 are probably too self-conscious to go, judging by the elderly audiences of public lectures on the internet*. Unless the subject is something controversial, in which case zealots of all ages attend to whinge during questions at the end that the lecture didn't represent their views verbatim.

Anyway, public lectures are great not because they're a particularly good way of learning about a topic, but because they become a meditatively relaxing experience, whereas when attending one in person you are part of an audience, so boredom or excitement is more likely than meditation. Unless you're the type of person to sleep in a cinema, or at the football. Or while driving. Oh, and those zealouts at the end? They're even more insufferable if you're sitting next to them. 

But not all lectures are orrated equal. Unlike lectures designed to sell books (think Ted's sensory overloads of commercial bollocks), some public lectures consist of condensed blocks of information on specialised subjects presented as simply and concisely as possible. When this format is done well, little concentration is required to follow every word; the information presented creates just enough of an inkling of what the subject is really about to pique one's interest in it and, because so little concentration is wasted on comprehension, it allows one to simultaneously listen to the lecturer while forming one's own thoughts on the subject based on the information being presented. This is the perfect balance for entering a semi-meditative state: focusing one's attention on a single subject without preventing one's mind from wandering (into nothingness, if you please).

Here are several lectures to get you started. You can pretend to be smart in no time, and all you need to do is procrastinate on YouTube (something you were probably doing anyway)!

This lecture is something of an anomaly: It's promoting a book, the lecturer is charismatic and regularly makes jokes, yet it nevertheless manages to successfully fulfill the above criteria due to how well he focuses on the most relevant information. Which, I suppose, is easier in archaeology than most subjects, due to the lack of information to base your conclusions on. ;)

Oh, and it's about the end of the world we're apparently facing due to globalisation and climate change but when it occurred (as it has with some regularity throughout history) over a thousand years before Christ may or may not have been born.

And the weirdest thing? It's a lecture at a sceptic's society that isn't designed for a bunch of bellends who like to make fun of people who believe in ghosts because it makes them feel smart.

Sir Geoffrey Nice worked as a prosecutor at the International Crimes Tribunal for the Former Yugoslavia, so it's no surprise that his best lecturers are about war crime law. But don't let that put you off, this particular lecture is about a war crimes tribunal that is less likely to turn you into a nihilist-atheist-hypocrite praying for the above apocalypse to occur than the official ones are. Spoiler: it turns out the best sort of war crimes tribunal for the victims of war crimes is one that has no power. Unless it's run by Russel and Sartre. Then it's as much of a political game of pin the war crime on the war criminal (a game much easier than pin the tail on the donkey, because even blindfolded you're all but guaranteed to win due to the size of humanity's brutal posterior). [My conclusion, not his.]

Given the subject matter, obviously it contains some disturbing images. Incidentally, consider why trigger warnings are offensive to so many, yet warnings before graphic news bulletins, or those stickers that ruin your videogame boxes, are not...

Professor Vernon Bogdanor is a man who loves England, loves history, and has an audience so appreciative that it laughs at every one of his jokes, no matter how silly, as if he's George Carlin**. And the Falklands War (when England defeated a tinpot dictatorship in a fight over an island England didn't actually want, then acted like it had won the 21st Century's Waterlooo) is a very comic subject.

Also, if anyone tells you we'd be living in a peaceful utopia if all politicians were women, just remind them of Margaret Thatcher. Or Angela Merkel in a few years time. 

Christianity, as much as many would like it not to be, is still one of the best ways to understand the feelings, thoughts and political mannerisms we have acted out in the West and continue to act out. This particular lecture is on Protestantism's role in abolitionism in Britain, then Britain and America (when America was no longer Britain). In spite of its conciseness, it's a very broad and complex depiction of its subject. Indeed, such broad and complex depictions are hard to find without a religious context.

*Oddly, the public lectures I've actually attended in person had very diverse audiences, the ages of which ranged from toddlers to geriatrics.

**Who technically made almost no jokes, and rarely got any laughs. So he's actually a more successful comedian than George Carlin. But then, George Carlin is probably a better lecturer.